SPAM

SPAM

  We returned from 8 days in Kauai where a favorite food is SPAM. I returned to over 300 emails in my email SPAM folder. You know you are getting older when… the junk topics shift from penis extension and soft porn (disclaimer – I didn’t open!!)...
“You be the doctor! You be the doctor!”

“You be the doctor! You be the doctor!”

“You be the doctor! You be the doctor!” I don’t recall what I said prior, but the doc said this in wild, rapid retort. I think that he was abashed because, after I’d waited twenty minutes after being ushered into the exam room, after waiting...
People Pie

People Pie

I like pie. You may, too…it’s just fruit. Oh, and a little flour and sugar, two of the deadly great whites. It’s a self-delusion to hide behind, to say that pie is just fruit. I can’t stand behind anything because my body’s plump....
Costco Community

Costco Community

  Costco shopping would be a great work out plan…if it weren’t for all of the food vendor carts with samples. Small bites of this and small bites of that can add up to pounds of padding. Yum – let me pause to snack rather than stack the cart! ...
May Day!

May Day!

  Remember that holiday rite where you left a bouquet at a the front door of a friend, rang the doorbell, and ran away? Me neither. May be it was a florists’ dream from the 1950s. Established as the first of May and entitled May Day! Which, of course, is a...