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12-step program for accumulated pen return
During a burst of housecleaning, a seldom-seen occurrence in our house, I found a drawer full of pens with bank logos, our optometrist, UCI MIND (ha-Alzheimer's research), our church, swag from a fellow author... It suddenly occurred to me that I was/am a wanton...
The point of Hide’nSeek is to lose –
What was your favorite childhood game? Did you hopscotch, play board games, jump rope, or kick the can? https://www.pjcolando.com/recess-reminiscence/ Was your sports passion baseball, volleyball, football, or golf? Whether you spectated or played, did you have a...
The Inciting Incident for a Novel Amount of Cash
What would make a great premise or inciting incident for a book? A hook for a reader - or for you, the writer? A murder, a secret, and/or promise to tell-all? A hint, a hazard, a second guess? Another of PJ's infamous loose-with-the-truths? Here's an incident that I...
New Year’s Resolutions, Version 1.0
New Year’s Resolutions, Version 1.0 – here goes nothing (wink-wink)
Cringe-worthy Questions and Queries
Oh dear, here comes the flurry of questions again. At a party, in an after-church conclave, at a dinner with friends. I cringe despite a resolution to relax. I paste an 'I'm pleased to answer you' smile on my face and inhale. Ready, set, go! Most times the inquiries...
Words & Music: Rock ‘n Roll
What was the soundtrack of your coming of age? For my husband and I, it was rock 'n roll, a genre that was reportedly named by a radio DJ in Cleveland, a city in the Midwest, near our roots states of Indiana and Michigan. It was music one could dance to... to begin...
Gem Down!
“Gem down!”
The women hit the floor and began to scrounge, combing the plush purple carpet with their long-nailed fingers. Someone might as well as said, “Man down!” for all the fervor they put into their task.
There a brunette, there a curly top, there a long-haired blonde. Hither, thither, and yon they scampered on all fours. Blue-jeaned women bobbing and weaving in a coordinated search for an ultra-fine diamond that had launched itself inadvertently from the glass-topped jewelry display case.
Just then I spied the redhead as she scrambled from behind the main counter on all fours. She whizzed by me in hot pursuit of the downed gem. I could tell that this had happened before; it was a well-coordinated team effort to latch onto that shiny, shiny stone.
Moments ago she’d been showing me my replacement tanzanite, a purplish-blue gem, unleashed from its well-creased, white paper wrap. Loose, the stone, outsized my diamond ring by several carats.
And, it was twice the price.
I’d just completed a series of deep breaths—four, I think—so I took this as opportunity to breathe some more. The gem was over my intended budget and yet, yet…
My loving husband of 40+ years had mistakenly told me to not “buy anything frivolous.” He’d just paid all our household bills (did I really need all those books from Amazon?), our annual property tax payment was due soon, and the checking account math was bad.
Frivolous!?! A replacement tanzanite was overdue. The one in my current ring was 25 years old, smallish, and cracked down the middle. This wasn’t a frivolous purchase, my friends. This was necessity!
Within seconds one of the searchers held the diamond aloft: “Gem found!” The pale woman at the counter, whose desired diamond had launched, let out the breath she’d held during the entire episode.
The store clerk who’d previously shown me the gigantic tanzanite stone resumed her station across from me on the counter. She smiled a thousand-watt smile, tilted her head to one side, and said, “So—”
“I’ll take it,” I said and handed over my Master Card.
Priceless, as their commercials state.
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